Bimbo Perfection

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SONG: Rainbow Connection (Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Movie)

SUBJECT: Reality Fame

Why are there so many shows about bimbos

and what will they now confide?

Bimbos decisions are only illusions

‘cuz bimbos have nothing to hide

So we’ve been shown and some choose to believe it

Maybe I'm wrong, wait and see

Someday I’ll see it, the bimbo’s perfection

The producers, the viewers and me. 

Who said that every word should be heard

and recorded to make a reality star?

Somebody thought of that and we all believed it

Look what it’s done so far

What’s so amazing that keeps us star gazing

and what do we think we might see?

Someday I’ll see it, the bimbo’s perfection

The producers, the viewers and me...

All of us under their spell. We know that it’s reality magic

Have you been half asleep, still hearing their voices?

I’ve heard them call me to fame

Is that a Bimbo that called the young sailors

The ditz might be one and the same 

I’ve seen it too many times to ignore it

She’s someone that I’m supposed to be

Someday I’ll be it, the bimbo’s perfection

The starlet, the dreamer....in me.

Cheers to the New Year!

Fifi n Mumu

Light Breakfast

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SONG: White Christmas (Bing Crosby)

SUBJECT: Dieting because of overeating 

I'm dreaming of a light breakfast
Not like the ones I've had before
When my waist size burgeoned
I called my surgeon
'Cuz dear, its nice to see my toes

I'm dreaming of a light breakfast
With every counted carb I bite
May your scale not give you a fright
And may all your breakfasts(es) be light

I'm dreaming of a light breakfast
With every counted carb I bite
May you turn down Turkish delight
And may all of your breakfasts(es)* be light.  


*we are quite aware that breakfastes is not a word, but it is darn fun to sing it that way.

Cheers,
Fifi n Mumu

Debt Collectors

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SONG: Sleigh Ride

SUBJECT: Overspending


Just hear that cel phone jing-a-ling
It gives me a tingle or two
Come on it's debt collectors
And we'll work together with you

Inside my pride is shrinking
While I am thinking 'boo-hoo'
Come on it's debt collectors
And we'll work together with you

Let's pay the bill before us
And spend a dollar or two
Come on it's debt collectors
And we'll work together with you  

Credit card, credit card, credit card, cel phone
The mortgage is blown
We're sliding in an avalanche of loans
Credit card, credit card, credit card, 10 grand
Just cut off my hand
We're gliding along on the promise of a paycheck
    soon in hand

Our checks are nice and bouncy
Don't cash them 'til next week
We're sticking all together
If we end up on the street

Let's pay the bill before us
And spend a dollar or two
Come on it's debt collectors
And we'll work together with you

There's a Christmas party at the home of mayor Dan
It's the perfect time to ask him if he'll lend a hand
We will be singing the songs we love to sing
     We won't forget to stop
In his kitchen as we watch the champagne pop
Pop, pop, pop

There's a happy feeling we were thinking we could buy
As we spent our money quickly 'til it all ran dry
We always thought we'd be employed,
   the future seemed so bright
These wonderful things are the things that we pawn
   into the night

Just hear that cel phone jing-a-ling
It gives me a tingle or two
Come on it's debt collectors
And we'll work together with you

Let's pay the bill before us
And spend a dollar or two
Come on it's debt collectors
And we'll work together with you 

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Happy Holidays Folks!
(Don't break the bank)
Fifi n Mumu 

    

           

Single Hell

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SONG: Jingle Bells

SUBJECT: Being Single at Christmas

Dashing through the store

It's all on sale - hooray!

Buying for myself

On credit, layaway

Sales on diamond rings

Make other girls feel bright

How sad it is to realize 

I'm alone again tonight

Single hell

Single hell

Single holidays

Oh, what dread-it's back to bed

Alone on Christmas day

Single hell

Single hell

Single holidays

Oh, what dread-it's back to bed

Alone on Christmas day

I dreamt a day ago

That I'd become a bride

So I had Mr. Right

All snuggled at my side

He seemed a bit too lean

Too lanky for a mate

He got into a Ponzi scheme

Misfortune sealed my fate

Single hell

Single hell 

Single holidays

Oh, what dread-it's back to bed

Alone on Christmas day

Single hell

Single hell

Single holidays

Oh, what dread-it's back to bed

Alone on Christmas day

And now my future's bright

My friends say I'm still young

Forgo a date tonight

And sing a drinking song

Forget that handsome guy

Too hipster, vain indeed

Just hook up with your ex boyfriend

and poof!.....you will be freed

Single hell

Single hell

Single holidays

Oh, what dread-it's back to bed

Alone on Christmas day-hey!

Single hell

Single hell

Single holidays

Oh, what dread -it's back to bed

Alone

     on

         Christmas

               Day!

Cheers!
Fifi and Mumu

We are so bummed

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It's so hard to be cheery when surrounded by news of death.

We send out some (puppy) love to all of those that have lost a loved one this holiday season. We too, remember our own friends that left us in December.

We are going to go curl up in our dog beds and wish peaceful dreams to all.

Fifi n Mumu

Uncontrollable

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SONG: Unforgettable (Nat King Cole) 

SUBJECT: A Bratty toddler

Uncontrollable, that's what you are
Never listening, though near or far
Won't get dressed, you're in your underwear
While complaining that it's all unfair
Never before has this child been more

Uncontrollable in every way
In the naughty chair, that's how you'll stay
That's why darlin', it's regrettable 
You claimed my food was so inedible
Maybe I am uncontrollable too

Uncontrollable in every way
In the naughty chair, that's how you'll stay
That's why darlin', it's regrettable
You claimed my food was so inedible
Maybe I am uncontrollable too


Cheers,

Fifi n Mumu

Greetings and Friendly Sniffing

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            (excerpt from  'You Make Me Feel So Young' made famous by Frank Sinatra)

We are Fifi n Mumu, just a couple of creative pups who love to make others laugh. We often amuse ourselves by making up silly words to popular songs, knows as parodies. Our neighbors can tell you that we are not good singers, but isn't that why our people created karaoke? We have a howlin' good time and are inviting you to come over and join us for a few giggles. It will keep us all very young.

A look into our crystal water bowl:

Creating
We'll be bringing you one of our new songs every month. If you like one, take it to your local karaoke night at the pub and belt it out to confused regulars. If you want to repost, no problem-just give us credit and link back to our page. Although this is a platform for sharing, our works are protected under a  creative commons license. You may share and remix, but you may not use our work for commercial purposes. If you love being laughed at (with), then send us a video of your rendition. Just know that we may post it for all to see. 

Challenging
Join us in writing! We will also post a song title with a suggested subject or required word occasionally like: The song 'Cruisin' made famous by Smokey Robinson and the word 'bruisin' as sung by your grandma....you get the idea. We welcome your suggestions too. Please be kind and remember this is about humor. 

Artistic
Even though they don't exactly make cameras for pups, we have been known to snap a few photos and even paint a few portraits of our friends with tails. And yes, that includes cats. We would never call them pets and neither should you. When we create something that deserves a biscuit, you can bet that we will be sharing it here. 

Sharing
One of us really makes awkward fun. I can't say who he is, but he slobbers a lot and he might be the one who had to question why Fifi was getting top billing. Why can't it be Mumu n Fifi?.......Mu Munf if I? or Fifin Mum u? I'd rather mum u, but then one of us is slightly more elegant when it comes to style, but I'll let you be the judge. 

So be sure to bookmark us or sign up for our feed.  Let the tail wagging begin. 


Cheers!
Fifi n Mumu