Single Hell

© 2012-Fifi n Mumu-all rights reserved

SONG: Jingle Bells

SUBJECT: Being Single at Christmas

Dashing through the store

It's all on sale - hooray!

Buying for myself

On credit, layaway

Sales on diamond rings

Make other girls feel bright

How sad it is to realize 

I'm alone again tonight

Single hell

Single hell

Single holidays

Oh, what dread-it's back to bed

Alone on Christmas day

Single hell

Single hell

Single holidays

Oh, what dread-it's back to bed

Alone on Christmas day

I dreamt a day ago

That I'd become a bride

So I had Mr. Right

All snuggled at my side

He seemed a bit too lean

Too lanky for a mate

He got into a Ponzi scheme

Misfortune sealed my fate

Single hell

Single hell 

Single holidays

Oh, what dread-it's back to bed

Alone on Christmas day

Single hell

Single hell

Single holidays

Oh, what dread-it's back to bed

Alone on Christmas day

And now my future's bright

My friends say I'm still young

Forgo a date tonight

And sing a drinking song

Forget that handsome guy

Too hipster, vain indeed

Just hook up with your ex boyfriend

and poof!.....you will be freed

Single hell

Single hell

Single holidays

Oh, what dread-it's back to bed

Alone on Christmas day-hey!

Single hell

Single hell

Single holidays

Oh, what dread -it's back to bed

Alone

     on

         Christmas

               Day!

Cheers!
Fifi and Mumu