Debt Collectors

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SONG: Sleigh Ride

SUBJECT: Overspending


Just hear that cel phone jing-a-ling
It gives me a tingle or two
Come on it's debt collectors
And we'll work together with you

Inside my pride is shrinking
While I am thinking 'boo-hoo'
Come on it's debt collectors
And we'll work together with you

Let's pay the bill before us
And spend a dollar or two
Come on it's debt collectors
And we'll work together with you  

Credit card, credit card, credit card, cel phone
The mortgage is blown
We're sliding in an avalanche of loans
Credit card, credit card, credit card, 10 grand
Just cut off my hand
We're gliding along on the promise of a paycheck
    soon in hand

Our checks are nice and bouncy
Don't cash them 'til next week
We're sticking all together
If we end up on the street

Let's pay the bill before us
And spend a dollar or two
Come on it's debt collectors
And we'll work together with you

There's a Christmas party at the home of mayor Dan
It's the perfect time to ask him if he'll lend a hand
We will be singing the songs we love to sing
     We won't forget to stop
In his kitchen as we watch the champagne pop
Pop, pop, pop

There's a happy feeling we were thinking we could buy
As we spent our money quickly 'til it all ran dry
We always thought we'd be employed,
   the future seemed so bright
These wonderful things are the things that we pawn
   into the night

Just hear that cel phone jing-a-ling
It gives me a tingle or two
Come on it's debt collectors
And we'll work together with you

Let's pay the bill before us
And spend a dollar or two
Come on it's debt collectors
And we'll work together with you 

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Happy Holidays Folks!
(Don't break the bank)
Fifi n Mumu