Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Waiving Underwear

© 2013-Fifi n Mumu-All Rights Reserved

SONG: Livin' on a Prayer (Bon Jovi)

SUBJECT: Rock n Roll dreams can change everything (especially with the Ladies, wink wink)



"Waivin’ Underwear"

Once upon a time 
Not so long ago 

Johnny used to scream for punk rock 
He sings into the mic
He dreams of a break ...it's tough, so tough 
Gino plays the guitar all day 
Working on his plan, he strings up to play  
For love - for love 

He says we've got to hold on for our big shot 
iTunes will make us famous 
when our music gets bought 
We've got it brother and that's our plot 
For love - we'll give it a shot !

Whooah, when babes stand there 
Ooh oh, Waivin’ underwear 
Then we’ll know, we’ve made it - I swear 
Ooh oh, Waivin’ underwear 

Johnny's got his nose ring in hock 
Now he's drinking gin-and screams 
‘I wanna rock’ - so tough, it's tough 
Gino dreams of stunning, hot babes
When he’s alone in the night 
Johnny whispers brother it’s okay, someday 

We've got to hold on for our big shot 
iTunes will make us famous 
when our music gets bought 
We've got it brother and that's our plot 
For love - we'll give it a shot !


Whooah, when babes stand there 
Ooh oh, Waivin’ underwear 
Then we’ll know, we’ve made it - I swear 
Ooh oh, Waivin’ underwear 
Waivin' underwear

We've got to rock on ready or not 
You live in the lights when it's girls that you want!


Whooah, when babes stand there 
Ooh oh, Waivin’ underwear 
Then we’ll know, we’ve made it - I swear 
Ooh oh, Waivin’ underwear 

Whooah, when babes stand there 
Ooh oh, Waivin’ underwear 
Then we’ll know, we’ve made it - I swear 
Ooh oh, Waivin’ underwear

Whooah, when babes stand there
Ooh oh, Waivin' underwear.......................


Ambition can take really you places. Enjoy the ride.

Cheers!
Fifi n Mumu





Thursday, April 18, 2013

Summer Crimes

© 2013 - Fifi n Mumu - All Rights Reserved

SONG: Summer Nights, from Grease

SUBJECT: The correlation between rising temperatures and street crimes, especially muggings.



[Danny]
Summer mugging, needed some cash


[Sandy]
Summer mugging, happened so fast


[Danny]
I saw a girl alone on the street


[Sandy]
I saw a boy, younger than me


[Both]
Summer days when one misbehaves, it's the rise in Summer crime


[Everyone]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh


[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Doody]
Did you run very far? 


[Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Marty]
Like, it seems so bizarre?


[Everyone]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh


[Danny]
She walked by me, on her cel phone


[Sandy]
He flew by me, my balance was thrown


[Danny]
I grabbed her purse, she hit the ground


[Sandy]
He escaped, with no one around


[Both]
Summer sun, something's begun, it's the rise in Summer crime


[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh


[Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Frenchy]
Was it daytime or night?


[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Kenickie]
Did she put up a fight?


[Everyone]
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh


[Danny]
Took out her wallet, time to get paid


[Sandy]
He's got my i.d., now I'm afraid


[Danny]
I pawned it all, down at the dock


[Sandy]
I need a drink, I'm still in shock


[Both]
Sudden scream, don't mean a thing. it's the rise in Summer crime


[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh


[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Putzie]
But you don't gotta brag


[Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Rizzo]
Was it your Louis bag?


[Everyone]
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH


[Sandy]
The cop was friendly, handsome and tanned


[Danny]
Now I feel lucky, dollars in hand


[Sandy]
The thief was young, maybe eighteen


[Danny]
It was exciting, you know what I mean?


[Everyone]
Woah!


[Both]
Summer heat, thugs on the streets, it's the rise in Summer crime


[Everyone]
woo, woo, woo


[Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more


[ Jan]
How much dough did you lose?


[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Sonny]
Was she in high heeled shoes?


[Sandy]
I made a report - that's where it ends


[Danny]
Could she see me, that all depends


[Sandy]
They say I'm lucky, he had no gun


[Danny]
Wonder if I'm now on the run?


[Both]
Stolen dreams, robbers and schemes
it's THE rise in SUMMER CRIME....


[Everyone]
Tell me more, tell me more!




As the temperatures warm up and we all spend more time outdoors, remember to pay attention to your surroundings, and if possible, don't walk alone. Pups love to go on walks. If you don't have some, you can borrow someone else's. If you are alone, don't be distracted by your cel phone, that can make you an easy target. Stay safe.


Cheers!
Fifi n Mumu