Damn, I Look Old

© 2012 - Fifi n Mumu - All Rights Reserved

SONG: King of the Road (Roger Miller)

SUBJECT: Anti Aging Regimen for Poor Lifestyle Choices

Wrinkles that make a dent

Skin just like a canvas tent

No lies, I’ve got regrets

I smoked all those cigarettes

Ah but, two hours of pushed botox

Buys a coat made of a rare blue fox

I have paid for schemes from my teens

Damn, I look old

Third needle near my brain

Crowns me as the queen of pain

Old, worn out, with tattoos

I don't drink that name brand booze

I smoked with hippies I had found

In short, they have all have moved uptown

I have paid for schemes from my teens

Damn, I look old

I know every procedure by every name

Plastic surgeons, they’re not all the same

And dietitians in every town

And every cleansing tonic that helps me slim down

I fight wrinkles that make a dent

Skin just like a canvas tent

No lies, I’ve got regrets

I smoked all those cigarettes

Ah but, two hours of pushed botox

Buys a coat made of a rare blue fox

I have paid for schemes from my teens

Damn, I look old

Wrinkles that make a dent

Skin just like a canvas tent

No lies, I’ve got regrets

I smoked all those cigarettes

Ah but, two hours of pushed botox.......



Cheers! 
Fifi n Mumu