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SONG: I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor)
SUBJECT: Cyber Security and the lone IT guy
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept seeing every screen freeze up, no matter what I tried
But when I dumped some giga bytes, scanning data that was wrong
I grew strong, It's here in IT I belong
And so don't hack in cyber space
I just walked in to find you here with fiber optic interface
I should have checked that stupid log
I should have seen you stroke my key
If I'd have known for just one second, you would hack security
Don't download! Close that back door, just turn around now
‘Cause you’re not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one, who tried to boast to me online?
When your link had crumbled
Did you think my data could be mined?
Oh not with my, restored hard drive
Oh, as long as I authenticate, your bot I will deprive
I want all my bytes to live, I've got all my time to give
And I'll survive, with my new drive , hey, hey
It took all the code I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces when I hit restart
And I spent, oh, so many nights building firewalls by myself
I beam with pride because your access is denied
And you hate me, I know it’s true
I'm the one that got you fired punk, I’m not afraid of you
And so you felt like dropping in, do you expect to make a plea?
Because I'm backing up my database for some integrity
Go on now, go, close that back door, just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one, who tried to boast to me online?
When your link had crumbled
Did you think my data could be mined?
Oh not with my, restored hard drive
Oh, as long as I authenticate, your bot I will deprive
I want all my bytes to live, I've got all my time to give
And I'll survive, I will survive, oh
Go on now, go, walk out the door, just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one, who tried to sneak back on WiFi
Did you think I'd fumble? Where’s your DoS now tough guy?
Oh not with my, restored hard drive
Oh, as long as I authenticate, your bot I will deprive
I want all my bytes to live, I've got all my time to give
And I'll survive, with my new drive , I will survive
But when I dumped some giga bytes, scanning data that was wrong
I grew strong, It's here in IT I belong
And so don't hack in cyber space
I just walked in to find you here with fiber optic interface
I should have checked that stupid log
I should have seen you stroke my key
If I'd have known for just one second, you would hack security
Don't download! Close that back door, just turn around now
‘Cause you’re not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one, who tried to boast to me online?
When your link had crumbled
Did you think my data could be mined?
Oh not with my, restored hard drive
Oh, as long as I authenticate, your bot I will deprive
I want all my bytes to live, I've got all my time to give
And I'll survive, with my new drive , hey, hey
It took all the code I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces when I hit restart
And I spent, oh, so many nights building firewalls by myself
I beam with pride because your access is denied
And you hate me, I know it’s true
I'm the one that got you fired punk, I’m not afraid of you
And so you felt like dropping in, do you expect to make a plea?
Because I'm backing up my database for some integrity
Go on now, go, close that back door, just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one, who tried to boast to me online?
When your link had crumbled
Did you think my data could be mined?
Oh not with my, restored hard drive
Oh, as long as I authenticate, your bot I will deprive
I want all my bytes to live, I've got all my time to give
And I'll survive, I will survive, oh
Go on now, go, walk out the door, just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one, who tried to sneak back on WiFi
Did you think I'd fumble? Where’s your DoS now tough guy?
Oh not with my, restored hard drive
Oh, as long as I authenticate, your bot I will deprive
I want all my bytes to live, I've got all my time to give
And I'll survive, with my new drive , I will survive
........We are off to do our security update, folks.
Cheers!
Fifi n Mumu
Special thanks goes out to Brian of Dadding Full Time for reviewing this one for IT lingo errors, since we are sometimes techtarded.
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